There is someone online asking everyone to cover their penises and that of their relatives and loved ones with the blood of Jesus. This is because, according to trending news, peoples’ penises are disappearing.

If you doubt the story of the disappearing penis, the person will send you a video of a man in handcuff who has confessed to taking the penis of a young boy standing close to him, except that the boy is fully dressed. So, you can’t be sure.

I was actually hoping to see the young boy whose penis had disappeared remove his trousers and boxers, not just to clear our doubts, but because if the penis is no longer there, what else is he covering?

While we are still trying to understand how penis could disappear and how they can exchange your penis with Oyibo penis, the trending story today is that girls should guard and guide their vaginas. This is because, according to online claims, some persons’ vaginas have also disappeared.

The first thing that came to my mind upon reading such was that it seems all the penises that have disappeared so far are desperately in need of their fusing colleagues.

Sorry, I don’t mean to joke with this all-important issue…

Whichever side you are: either you are doubting if people could make people’s private organs disappear, or you believe it is real. . . The big issue is that we are not growing in knowledge because we often do not interrogate these types of claims.

In fact, we do not have proper documentation of claims and independent verification of claims. Nobody is willing to dive into this field, and meet with victims and perpetrators, either as an undercover investigator… To expound to us how penises and vaginas disappear and appear.

This should make a good research topic, but unfortunately, nothing has come out of it.

I believe that anyone who can make something as vital as a human penis to disappear can equally make the nose or breasts disappear. So, for the good of humanity, someone should help…because once they are done with disappearing penises, they will come for our dearest anus and some women may even lose their hips and backsides.

But as I said, we are not ready for proper interrogation.

Note also that even in the comment section of this post, you may still see people that will tell you the story of how the penis of the gate man in their formal compound disappeared. . . But if you dig deeper, you won’t find any substance in their claims. So, their claims will always end with, “Things you don’t know are bigger than you,” or “Things are happening”. And with those few words, they think they have been able to convince you and not to confuse you. . . In the end, no one learns from the story. No knowledge is added. And so, penis will continue to disappear every year until one day, oesophagus will disappear too.